I recently reread the Murakami novel South of the Border, West of the Sun, and I have three observations to make:
( Possible spoilers for South of the Border, West of the Sun and Sputnik Sweetheart )

...I love you, Kyoko Mogami.

KYOKO'S MAGICAL LESBO RAYS.

THEY...

THEY JUST WORKED ON SHOTARO'S MANAGER.

AHAHAHA

OH DESIRE

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i couldn't make this up.

ETA: WHEN ONE OF THE BEAGLES SAYS THAT KYOKO WOULD PROBABLY BE SUBMISSIVE AND ALLOW HERSELF TO BE TREATED LIKE DIRT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

Kyoko (with her demon familiars rising around her): It seems to our mutual benefit...to clear up ( Read more... )

Idea: A Skip Beat/Doctor Who crossover where Kyoko and Moko are companions. Whatever Doctor they're travelling with decides that he doesn't like Ten, and sends Kyoko and Moko to pour some kind of alien poison into the radiation chamber that Ten eventually dies in, because the radiation on its own won't kill him.

Good idea/best idea?

Speaking of Skip ( Read more... )

The classroom door swung open; the professor entered.

‘Hello,’ she said. She was a rather old woman with a slight accent, just barely under five feet tall and with large silver poof of hair. ‘Welcome to Japanese Art Seminar; I’m Nakamura Sachiko.’ She wrote this on the board in rather sloppy longhand.

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Am...am I reading this correctly?

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'Screw this series [Skip Beat]. Carrie Bradshaw [from Sex and the fucking City] is a much better female character than this crazy demon-handling bitch chick.'

...THAT SENTENCE HAPPENED.

SERIOUSLY.

FUCK THIS SHIT, I'MMA MAKE A FEMINIST FAMILY DRAMA ABOUT THE LAST DAYS OF THE AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN EMPIRE AND YOU'D BETTER LIKE IT, WORLD.

Shoko: Your expressions and actions showed a very beautiful and kind-hearted angel. Even though Mimori-chan disliked you, under your guidance she was able to show great emotions.
Kyoko: That...it is because...that time...I pretended that Mimori...was Kanae...

PURE GOLD.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

homohomoghei

ETA: 'This feeling...I'm being scolded by ( Read more... )

KYOKO AND MOKO ARE FROLICKING AROUND DRESSED AS SCHOOLGIRLS.

TO PARAPHRASE JACK NICHOLSON, WHAT IF THIS IS AS GAY AS IT GETS? the_sun_is_up  SAYS IT GETS GAYER, BUT HOW??

ETA: RORY TAKARADA: BEST BOSS EVER.

people actually ship Shotaro/Kyoko?

PAIN
HATE
RAGE
HATE
PAIN